Monday, 11 August 2008

BM is finally over

BM is actually easier than I expected. All that panicking is for nothing!! The teachers found out that the questions have been leaked, so they changed the questions, and I answered all of them!!! Woohoo!!! I just hope none of my essays aren't terpesong.

After the test, I got too much free time, so I simply wrote a crappy poem, which goes like this:

Wajah guru sangat manis,
Tiba-tiba dapat barah;
Karangan panjang sudah ditulis,
Tangan kanan sudah patah.

Tangan kanan sudah patah,
Patah juga kaki kaku;
Nanti dilanda banjir darah,
Darah siapa? Darah aku.

Oh, another poem, written after Sejarah Test:

A bundle of papers,
"You're gonna fail," it says
Sitting there on my desk
taunting at my face

Looking at the papers,
"Oh my!" was what I thought,
Shaded the red ovals,
with the pencil I brought.

I finished the paper
with so much time to spare
so to let time pass by,
build a castle in the air.

I'm running and jumping
along the sandy shore,
a rock stood before me
and down I go to the floor.

"The test wasn't so bad,"
to myself I said,
Paper 2 would be harder
the paper that I hate.

The bell finally sang
it's annoying little song,
The paper's finally gone
after a wait so long.

But it wasn't over
according to the list,
There are still somemore,
waiting to exist



Now, like a lot of the literature we've studied in school, it comes out in the test papers right? So, i'm just gonna make up some dumb questions about the two poems.

The first poem:

1) Karangan apa yang dikaitkan dalam pantun tersebut?

2) Pada pendapat anda, apakah yang menyebabkan banjir darah?

And the second poem:

1) The persona was taunted by who?

2) What do the red oval refer to?

3) Why did the persona built a castle in the air?

4) Explain scientifically how can air provide support to the castle?

5) Did you answer question 4? I certainly hope not. By the way, skip this question. It's not even a question at all.

6) What happened in the persona's daydream?

The bell finally sang
it's annoying little song
7) How can electromagnetism relate to these lines?

So, answer these questions, if you dare!!

If you get to answer everything correctly, I might give you something. Just joking

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